まるで英会話、しかし?

わけの分からぬ会話ふうの英語。

So, I was standing in line at the gas station this morning and I'm staring out at the gas pumps.
All of the sudden, a white Volkswagen Bug pulls up.
Out of instinct, I hit the lady in front of me and scream, slug bug white, no punch back.
Mortified, I apologized