100まで生きたいと医者に相談した。
さて、このジョーク、先ず英語、そして日本語。

Man Wants to Live 100 Years
“Doctor, I want to live 100 years. What can I do?”
“Do you smoke?”
“No.”
“Do you eat too much?”
“No.”
“Do you go to bed late?”
“No.”
“Have you got any lovers?”
“No.”
“So why do you want to live so long?”

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